Happy New Year to all I hope you are doing well!! 2016 will soon be an eventful past and there will be a much awaited and much anticipated new year. 2017 is around the corner and people are definitely making plans about wishing their close ones with a Happy New Year Messages. With the change and development in technologies, the ways and formats of sending the New Year wishes have also changed. Check Inspiring Happy New Year Quotes to Welcome 2017 below.
Currently, there are lots of options among people instead of copy pasting the same old quotes and messages. Long before the end of 2016 people plans their New Year resolution, their party venues, their outings and their wish list. The text messages way of wishing happy New Year is a bit outdated; there are lots of other ways of presenting the happy New Year wishes in a more innovative way.
Top 50+ Inspiring Happy New Year Quotes to Welcome 2017:
“Many people await New Year’s Day to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise. Happy New Year.”
“May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest never rise.”
“Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, yippee! It’s a New Year! Happy New Year, my beloved friend.”
“May you get a clean health bill from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-entomologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.”
“May you remember to say, “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, and your siblings, but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.”
“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” » Robert Clark
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means you have already met your New Year’s resolution.” » Jay Leno
“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.” » Zach Galifianakis
“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” » Aleister Crowley
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” » J. O’Rourke
Funny Happy New Year Wishes, Greetings and SMS:
“This Year I wish there is less snowfall when you wait for Black Friday Deals”
“This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!”
“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!”
“Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.”
“I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!”
“This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!”
“I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!”
“This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”
“This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!”
“This Year I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire”
“Year’s end is going on with all your wisdom, may your each day be vibrant and gives you many reasons to celebrate. Please send me an invitation”
“This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!”
“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?.”
Happy New Year Wishes Greetings Quotes 2017 for Grandma:
“Happy New Year, Grandma. I wish you a bright New Year, just like every year you have brightened in my life. Thank you.”
“Now in the New Year Eve I wish to thank you for all the support that you gave me when I needed it most. I hope that we will spend more good time together and stay united in the upcoming year.”
“To my awesome brother: thank you for the fun, and sometimes embarrassing, memories we share. Let’s keep that tradition going in the upcoming year! Happy New Year, with love.”
“I wish you to look forward to the upcoming year with confidence and courage, giving wings to your dreams! Live your life to the fullest extent, happy New Year!”
“As I look forward to a New Year, I always think of the gifts my parents have given me. Though we’re miles apart, you are always in my thoughts and prayers. Happy New Year, with gratitude.”
“May this approaching year be a memorable and gratifying, let it bring great accomplishments and a sense of fulfillment into your life!”
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE FUNKYKIT TEAM!!
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